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What Not To Name Your Characters

Herbert? Mary? Atticus? Rosita?

Naming a baby is hard.

Should you go with a traditional name? A trendy one? Will you hand down a family name or give them something completely unique?

There are so many things to consider before making a decision:

Naming fictional characters can be every bit as difficult as naming your own child. After all, you have the same factors to consider.

So, what are the ideal names to use, and which ones should you steer clear of? Here are some guidelines about what to avoid when naming your characters, and tips for helping you choose wisely:

[*Note: each of the following tips applies to surnames, as well as given names.]

Names That Don’t Fit

This is probably the biggest naming dilemma. Just as you might fear about your own child’s name being unsuitable, you don’t want to saddle your character with an inappropriate name.

Be aware of the following considerations:

The only good reason to name your character something that doesn’t fit is if you’re being deliberately ironic, or if some element of your plot demands it.

Names That Are Difficult To Pronounce

There’s not much point in naming a character something no one will be able to pronounce. It’s fine to choose something uncommon (or even something you made up), so long as it can be sounded out. Alternatively, if you want to use something that isn’t spelled phonetically, make sure it’s common enough that people will recognize it.

Another pitfall to avoid is naming your character something that could be pronounced in more than one way. For example, “Briony” from Ian McEwan’s Atonement can be pronounced BRI-o-nee or BREE-o-nee or Bree-O-nee. While I don’t think McEwan made a bad choice in his character’s name, I was annoyed at myself for having thought it was pronounced one way, only to watch the movie and find I was mistaken.

Would it bother you if your readers felt the same?

Names That Are Too Similar

If your story has more than just a few key characters, you want to make it very easy for your reader to distinguish between them. That’s why you should avoid using names that sound too similar:

Now, before you go and say you’re writing about a set of twins, just remember: names can have a similar feel without sounding alike. For example, “Matthew” and “Luke,” (both names from the Bible) or “Ava” and “Bette,” (both Hollywood film actresses).

Keep in mind, you want your characters to stand out as individuals, not meld in your readers’ minds.

Names You Just Happen To Like

You know there are names you’ve always liked. Maybe they’re names you picked out for your kids, or ones you wouldn’t dare give your children, but you could easily slap them on a fictional character.

Be aware, it’s often painfully transparent when an author arbitrarily chooses a name based on random preferences. Read any story written by a 12-year-old girl and you’ll understand what I mean. However, I won’t give examples for this category because no two people will have the same favourites.

If you’re wild about a name that just happens to suit your character perfectly, by all means go for it. Just don’t force your favourite name on a character without a good reason.

The Perfect Name

You’re writing a fabulous story, so you want your characters to have equally fabulous names. Remember to choose names that are:

Do you have any other guidelines you keep in mind when choosing names for your characters? Can you think of any examples of when it’s necessary to break these rules? Are there any characters in literature you feel were misnamed?